Funny Chicago Blackhawks Tweets.

You know, every so often, we fans have to pull ourselves away from the scrutiny of wondering how many games it's going to be before the Hawks lose. Or the self induced stress we have wondering who is playing on what line, who hasn't scored in so many games, how well the PP is doing,...or whatever....blah, blah, blah.

Yawn...., and yes, quite stressful. So fans, let us put aside for a day our self deprecation and enjoy some good laughs. Sure, tomorrow.....or shortly thereafter, we can go back to our pessimistic ways and worry ourselves into what is known as a "Chicago heart-attack" (self induced heart attacks by worrying about our favorite Chicago sports franchise. Many Chicagoans feel this stress year long).

Here are some hilarious tweets I have read lately. I hope you find them as hilarious.

1)hockeydrunk Hockey Drunk™

All 6 of the Florida Panthers fans have hopped on the Blackhawks bandwagon, leaving them fan-less.

2)prettystoned Saturday:)
               Thankfully, we have the Blackhawks. RT @BriTheWebGuy: The Bulls depress me nowadays

3)mmaroasted MMA Roasted
Steven Seagal just took credit for teaching the Blackhawks how to play hockey. #NHL

4)proteautype Adam Proteau
Can't wait for "Cago", Ben Affleck's new film about the unstoppable 2013 Blackhawks. In the film, Jonathan Toews plays a healthy scratch.

5)alexquigley Alex Quigley

The Chicago Blackhawks have earned at least 1 standings point in 35 of their last 37 regular season games, dating back to last season. Wow.

(Not funny,...but I liked the tweet. I didn't realize that.)

6)alexquigley Alex Quigley
The Chicago Blackhawks have played 1178 minutes, 25 seconds of hockey this season. They've been behind +1 goal for only 10:06 of it.

(wow didn't know that!!!)

7) mattsebek Matt Sebek
 @Cubs Any thought to gutting this year's roster and staffing it solely with Blackhawks players?

8)feuxbettman I Should Be Fired
Chris Brown should sign with the Blackhawks. They're beating everyone they face

9)jasunlee Jasun
Kinda sad that almost no one knows what the Blackhawks have done to start the season, but everyone knows Tebow is now down with gay couples.

10)giuliaaa25 Giulia
I wonder what it's like to be a Blackhawks fan #stressfree
11)heatherfligger Heather
If I see anymore stuff about the Blackhawks on my time line, I'm going to jump out my bedroom window.
12)bluenatics St. Bluenatics
Damn Blackhawks and their voodoo hurting Blues players. Assholes.

and more tweets........just because they were fun to read.

bruce_arthur Bruce Arthur

"What was it like when the Chicago Blackhawks used to lose games, Daddy?" "It was a different time, son. It was before the Harlem Shake."

proteautype Adam Proteau

RUMOR: Flames GM Jay Feaster interested in signing Chicago Blackhawks to an offer sheet.